Friday, June 26, 2009

Mission Statement

You don't have to be retarded to write or produce a really horrible TV show, but you do have to be retarded to watch one. If you are entertained by vapid "celebrities" becoming angry and confused by everyday situations or attention-starved simpletons who will do anything to be on TV, then your brain is not functioning properly and you should not be left unsupervised with sharp objects.

So, as a public service, I will be pointing out just which television shows are "retardation indicators". If you regularly find yourself watching and enjoying any show on this blog, then it may be time to buy a hockey helmet and get yourself a job as a greeter at Walmart. That, or maybe flip over to the History Channel every once in a while instead of rotting your feeble brain with another insipid "reality" show.

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